Academics at the London University New Academic Terminology Information Centre (L.U.N.A.T.I.C.) have announced that their 20 year search for the "Question that has no answer" has finally ended. The question, first shown at the L.U.N.A.T.I.C. annual conference in Whitby Bay last year resulted in a team being locked away to try and find an answer."We think we do have the question which has no answer" beamed a slightly bleary eyed Professor. "Despite the combined efforts of England's leading academics, Leading Dictionary owners, Department of Culture, and various famous authors no answer has been found"
The question to which there is no answer is: "What is the opposite of opposite?"
Some sources say Oxford & Cambridge, Collins and Wykpedia have offered (UK) £100,000 for the first person to give the answer.What is opposite to opposite - think about it. Other subjects under scrutiny by people who have absolutely no life include: Why are wrong numbers never engaged? What was the best thing before sliced bread? And why are bees knees so special?
Is this like "the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend......."
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